I've had a lot of firsts while I've been working here.  First time pumping gas, first time going to Sam's, playing ping pong, and volleyball were a few from last year.  This year, I've driven a fifteen passenger van, carried a cell phone, gotten a credit card, cooked something I've never tried before for more than eight people, and bobbed for an apple.  Tonight was my first time to play soccer...and be hit in the face with the ball.

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Real gold fears no fire.